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If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedThese are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs. “I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.” “Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act [...] Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ‘T-square, do your stuff.’ T-square pranced over to the desk, [...] In these economic downtimes, sometimes you ought to stop and ask yourself: What is my net worth? Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: College, Credit, Economic Crisis, work A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The coworker suggested a way to overcome that problem: “When you get [...] |
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