Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in [...]
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Tags: bill mahr, black, comedy, fashion show, muslim, women Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in [...] Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money [...] ABC’s of ex girlfriends: A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do [...] Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want. This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1 billion dollars in 2001 to determine what want women want from their products and marketing, and had [...] My girlfriend is pressuring me to pop the big question. Actually, more her mother in law! My knees are shaking…as I have endured a life time of “it’s not worth it to get married” advice. All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you hear about the scientist whose [...] Rod Stewart Quote: “Instead of getting married again, I am going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” Tags: Divorce, house, Marriage, men, music, Rod Stewart, women Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It [...] Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: ‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked. She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’ Tags: old age, peer pressure, reporters, women |
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