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The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the [...] A new Air force Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there [...] DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruiseship. I’ve packed all my pretty dresses andmake-up. I’m really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautifuland we saw some whales and dolphins.What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. [...] If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.(Now that’s more like it!) The [...] Number 10Life is sexually transmitted. Number 9Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 8Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to [...] One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a mostunusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run [...] |
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