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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch.. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, ‘Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?’ The parrot says, ‘I was born this way.. I’m a defective parrot.’ ‘Holy crap,’ the guy replies.. ‘You actually [...] Jokes Category: Animal Jokes |
 Comments are closedWhy it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in [...] 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. Can you please try breathing through your nose. 6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. 7. Darling, did you lock the back door? 8. But whipped cream [...] Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. – Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: – Gorgonzola! – Wait, it is not on yet. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet ABC’s of ex girlfriends: A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you. B is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do [...] Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: paranormal activity, parody, porn, Sex Jokes, sexual spoof My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘ Dust.’ And then the fight started… ****************************************** My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do [...] Funny for WAY too many reasons. Here’s the original story. Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter MINNEAPOLIS – Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon said they won’t disqualify an 81-year-old runner who won his age group after using a borrowed catheter. Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about [...] From The News Courier of Alabama: A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra. The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with [...] |
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