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1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. Do you smell something burning?
5. Can you please try breathing through your nose.
6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.
7. Darling, did you lock the back door?
8. But whipped cream makes me break out in a rash.
9. [...]
Joke Posted: November 28th, 2009 | Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless |
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless
Joke Posted: November 10th, 2009 | Tags: ex girlfriends, girlfriends, Sex Jokes, women |
ABC’s of ex girlfriends:
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they [...]
Joke Posted: November 3rd, 2009 | Tags: paranormal activity, parody, porn, Sex Jokes, sexual spoof |
Tags: paranormal activity, parody, porn, Sex Jokes, sexual spoof
Joke Posted: October 25th, 2009 | Tags: Husband, Imagination, Screenwriter, Sex Jokes |
Tags: Husband, Imagination, Screenwriter, Sex Jokes
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked,
‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘ Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” [...]
Joke Posted: October 11th, 2009 | Tags: catheter, old age, old people, running, Sex Jokes |
Funny for WAY too many reasons.
Here’s the original story.
Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter
MINNEAPOLIS – Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon said they won’t disqualify an 81-year-old runner who won his age group after using a borrowed catheter. Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about 21 miles into [...]
Joke Posted: September 2nd, 2009 | Tags: bizarre, needle, news, penis, Sex Jokes |
From The News Courier of Alabama:
A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.
The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend [...]
An Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.”
The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. [...]
Joke Posted: August 23rd, 2009 | Tags: porn, Sex Jokes, technology |
We won’t embed the video for wont of offending our readers. However, here are some notable quotes:
Speaking of the doctor: “He was the natural choice for investigating how someone attached a dried bull’s penis to the Oxford Ox, and why. Details have yet to be published.”
Speaking of the MRI experiment: “It is an interest to [...]
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