Today’s Quote of the Day

Everyone on this planet is unique except for me, because I’m the same as everybody else.

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Money Can Buy

Tom Clancy Quote:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

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A Good Hand

Woody Allen Quote:
“Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”

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Divorce

Robin Williams Quote:
“Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

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Run One At A Time

Robin Williams Quote:
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

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Playing Pool

George Burns Quote:
“Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”

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Never Forget Oral Sex

Barbara Bush Quote:
“Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

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Sex and Steve Jobs

Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder):
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading…

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