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Joke Posted: September 7th, 2009 | Tags: irony, quotes, unique |
Everyone on this planet is unique except for me, because I’m the same as everybody else.
Tags: irony, quotes, unique
Joke Posted: July 3rd, 2009 | Tags: buy, Money, quotes, Sex Jokes, Tom Clancy, wholesome |
Tom Clancy Quote:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
Tags: buy, Money, quotes, Sex Jokes, Tom Clancy, wholesome
Joke Posted: July 2nd, 2009 | Tags: Bridge, quotes, Sex Jokes, Woody Allen |
Woody Allen Quote:
“Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
Tags: Bridge, quotes, Sex Jokes, Woody Allen
Joke Posted: July 1st, 2009 | Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet |
Robin Williams Quote:
“Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet
Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes |
Robin Williams Quote:
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: George Burns, Pool, quotes, Sex Jokes |
George Burns Quote:
“Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
Tags: George Burns, Pool, quotes, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: June 29th, 2009 | Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes |
Barbara Bush Quote:
“Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: June 28th, 2009 | Tags: apple, computer, quotes, Sex Jokes, Steve Jobs |
Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder):
My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading…
Tags: apple, computer, quotes, Sex Jokes, Steve Jobs
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