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Everyone on this planet is unique except for me, because I’m the same as everybody else. Tags: irony, quotes, unique

Tom Clancy Quote: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Tags: buy, Money, quotes, Sex Jokes, Tom Clancy, wholesome

Woody Allen Quote: “Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Tags: Bridge, quotes, Sex Jokes, Woody Allen

Robin Williams Quote: “Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet

Robin Williams Quote: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes

George Burns Quote: “Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” Tags: George Burns, Pool, quotes, Sex Jokes

Barbara Bush Quote: “Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes

Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder): My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading… Tags: apple, computer, quotes, Sex Jokes, Steve Jobs