Everyone on this planet is unique except for me, because I’m the same as everybody else.
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Tom Clancy Quote: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: buy, Money, quotes, Sex Jokes, Tom Clancy, wholesome Woody Allen Quote: “Having sex is like playing Bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Bridge, quotes, Sex Jokes, Woody Allen Robin Williams Quote: “Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet Robin Williams Quote: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes George Burns Quote: “Having sex at 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: George Burns, Pool, quotes, Sex Jokes Barbara Bush Quote: “Clinton lied. A man may forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Barbara Bush, Bill Clinton, oral sex, quotes, Sex Jokes Quote by Steve Jobs (Apple founder): My girlfriend always laughs during sex – no matter what she’s reading… Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: apple, computer, quotes, Sex Jokes, Steve Jobs |
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