Resume Mistakes

Joke Posted: January 21st, 2010 | Tags: , , , , , , , |

These are from actual resumes:

“Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs.

“I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.”

“Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act [...]

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Free Doritos at the Office Today?

Joke Posted: August 9th, 2009 | Tags: , , , |

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Copier Abuse

Joke Posted: May 6th, 2009 | Tags: , , , , , |

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We Understand

Joke Posted: March 19th, 2009 | Tags: , , |

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Summer at the Office

Joke Posted: November 23rd, 2008 | Tags: , |

It’s getting hot. Then why is she still wearing leather??

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Man Woman Mathematics

Joke Posted: November 3rd, 2008 | Tags: , , , , , , , |

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss [...]

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