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Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
  
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.     


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Tags: insults, language, news, Newspaper

See the original story at nj.com
Lakehurst man accused of pulling out own teeth with pliers to spook friend
By The Star-Ledger Continuous News Desk
September 28, 2009, 3:30PM
LAKEHURST — A Lakehurst man who pulled out his own teeth with pliers and sprayed blood all over his friend’s home in an attempt to scare her was arrested after [...]

Tags: annoy, Bloopers, butt, news

I just want to know what happens if they’re being chased by a convicted sex offender with a knife.
From the UK Telegraph.
Police in Australia have voiced their concern about the growing use of social networking sites after two young girls who were trapped in a drainage well system updated their Facebook profiles instead of calling [...]

Tags: Economic Crisis, music, news, original

From The News Courier of Alabama:
A Limestone County Sheriff’s deputy was called late Wednesday night to Huntsville Hospital to take an unusual report from a man who told officers he’d awakened with a crochet needle stuck into his urethra.
The man, who is not being named pending investigation, said he went to sleep with an ex-girlfriend [...]

Somebody must have been on an acid trip. Not a pleasant one at that. I like the part where they do the “reenactment.”

Tags: animals, inane, news, stupid

From Couriermail Australian News:

A man jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn’t take his wife’s nagging anymore.
The Chinese truck driver, known as Zhou, and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, the Chongqing Evening Post reports.
Members of the ship’s crew saw the man [...]

Get this. A 500-pound inmate in the 6th fattest city in America – Houston, Texas – was charged with hiding a pistol in his fat flabs. Possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. That was the crime. And what was he in there for initially? Selling illegal copies of CDs.
But wait! How did [...]