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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel.
This went on for more than 3 years. The [...]

Rent the Stealth Bomber Out for Parties! 9,000 rides for a $1B each should just about do it.

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A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says: She sees him later and walks away.
The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that?”
“Oh,” replies [...]

Tom Clancy Quote:
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”

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A man phones his church. The church secretary answers the call.
- “I’d like to speak to the head hog.”
- “That wasn’t a very nice thing to say about our beloved minister, Rev. Jones.”
- “I’d like to speak to the head hog, because I’m going to donate £75,000.00 to the church.”
- “Hold on a moment, I [...]

Isn’t that a lovely idea?

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