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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each.. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel. This went on for more than 3 years. The two [...] Rent the Stealth Bomber Out for Parties! 9,000 rides for a $1B each should just about do it. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: airplanes, Economic Crisis, Money, national debt A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says: She sees him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” [...] Tom Clancy Quote: “I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: buy, Money, quotes, Sex Jokes, Tom Clancy, wholesome A man phones his church. The church secretary answers the call. - “I’d like to speak to the head hog.” - “That wasn’t a very nice thing to say about our beloved minister, Rev. Jones.” - “I’d like to speak to the head hog, because I’m going to donate £75,000.00 to the church.” - “Hold [...] |
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