When Grandma Goes to Court

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer

A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial: A grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you Mr. [...]

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When grandma goes to court

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In a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’

She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known [...]

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