What I Want In A Man!

Original List:

1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has [...]

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Tying The Knot.

My girlfriend is pressuring me to pop the big question. Actually, more her mother in law! My knees are shaking…as I have endured a life time of “it’s not worth it to get married” advice.

All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.

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Top 5 One Liners of the Day

5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. 3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it. 2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. 1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) [...]

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Giving a House

Rod Stewart Quote:

“Instead of getting married again, I am going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”

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Divorce

Robin Williams Quote:

“Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”

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Run One At A Time

Robin Williams Quote:

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”

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Bad Language

Great strip from Men In Hats…

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Kinky Sex Comedy Video by Shirley Hemphill

Jokes.com Shirley Hemphill – Kinky Sex comedycentral.com Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Kinky, men, Sex Jokes, Shirley Hemphill, women [...]

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Big Guy

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Man Woman Mathematics

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss [...]

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