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Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has [...] My girlfriend is pressuring me to pop the big question. Actually, more her mother in law! My knees are shaking…as I have endured a life time of “it’s not worth it to get married” advice. All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did you hear about the scientist [...] 5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. 3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it. 2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. 1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) [...] Rod Stewart Quote: “Instead of getting married again, I am going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Divorce, house, Marriage, men, music, Rod Stewart, women Robin Williams Quote: “Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet Robin Williams Quote: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes Great strip from Men In Hats… Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: comics, fuck you, language, men Jokes.com Shirley Hemphill – Kinky Sex comedycentral.com Joke of the Day Stand-Up Comedy Free Online Games Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Kinky, men, Sex Jokes, Shirley Hemphill, women [...] ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss [...] |
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