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Joke Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Tags: men, Men and Women, women |
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice [...]
Joke Posted: October 18th, 2009 | Tags: Marriage, men, women |
My girlfriend is pressuring me to pop the big question. Actually, more her mother in law! My knees are shaking…as I have endured a life time of “it’s not worth it to get married” advice.
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.
Did you hear about the scientist whose wife [...]
Joke Posted: October 7th, 2009 | Tags: army, globalization, irony, Jokes, men |
5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them.
3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) What is the truest [...]
Joke Posted: July 4th, 2009 | Tags: Divorce, house, Marriage, men, music, Rod Stewart, women |
Rod Stewart Quote:
“Instead of getting married again, I am going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house.”
Tags: Divorce, house, Marriage, men, music, Rod Stewart, women
Joke Posted: July 1st, 2009 | Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet |
Robin Williams Quote:
“Ah, yes, Divorce. From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Tags: Divorce, genitals, men, quotes, Robin Williams, wallet
Joke Posted: June 30th, 2009 | Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes |
Robin Williams Quote:
“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: April 30th, 2009 | Tags: comics, fuck you, language, men |
Great strip from Men In Hats…
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Joke Posted: April 8th, 2009 | Tags: Kinky, men, Sex Jokes, Shirley Hemphill, women |
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Tags: Kinky, men, Sex Jokes, Shirley Hemphill, women
Joke Posted: March 24th, 2009 | Tags: big guy, body builder, Dog, men, muscle, pets |
Tags: big guy, body builder, Dog, men, muscle, pets
Joke Posted: November 3rd, 2008 | Tags: boss, dumb, mathemtics, men, office, romance, smart, women |
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay [...]
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