Exclusive Relationships

My wife and I have an exclusive relationship. We were invited to a Valentine’s party and she excluded me.

Tags: Marriage, Men and Women, Parties, Valentine's Day

Sex, Girls, and Money

It is known in all cultures that girls require both time and money, and that any man with either a deficiency in available “quality time” or “disposable income” knows that this a joint-proportion. Hence:

Girls = Time x Money

Similarly, it is has been proved that “time is money”, whence:

Time = Money

Substitution yields:

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Chemistry Lesson

Tags: Do Not Panic, Men and Women

Women Just Don’t Get It

Some things simply come first.

Tags: Advertisements, Men and Women, sports

Fwd: A Man’s World

Finally, the guys’ side of the story . Hope this lightens your day!!!

We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note…

(these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a [...]

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