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Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32): 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has [...] Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: European Union, Health Insurance, Men and Women, Pancake My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘ Dust.’ And then the fight started… ****************************************** My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do [...] This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below……. Please pass on to [...] FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you [...] Men & Women have different dreams. Can’t we all just get along? Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Advertisements, beer, Men and Women Smoking is dangerous… especially around the vicinity of beautiful women. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: Men and Women, smoking |
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