What I Want In A Man!

Original List:

1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):

1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has [...]

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Pancake Anyone?

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Why Men Should Not Write Advice Columns

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Wii For Women

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How Fights Start

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’ I said, ‘ Dust.’

And then the fight started…

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My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do [...]

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New Seat Belt Law

This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states.

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.

Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.

Correct Installation is illustrated below…….

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Inanimate Objects Male or Female?

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you [...]

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Nothing

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Making Dreams Come True

Men & Women have different dreams. Can’t we all just get along?

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Smoking is Dangerous

Smoking is dangerous… especially around the vicinity of beautiful women.

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