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Joke Posted: January 12th, 2010 | Tags: men, Men and Women, women |
Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice [...]
Tags: European Union, Health Insurance, Men and Women, Pancake
Joke Posted: December 3rd, 2009 | Tags: Advice, cars, Dear John, Men and Women, Newspaper |
Tags: Advice, cars, Dear John, Men and Women, Newspaper
Joke Posted: November 16th, 2009 | Tags: Men and Women, Wii |
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked,
‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘ Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” [...]
This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below…….
Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS [...]
Joke Posted: August 6th, 2009 | Tags: Men and Women, Sex Jokes, TV remote |
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are [...]
Joke Posted: June 15th, 2009 | Tags: Men and Women, nothing, old age |
Tags: Men and Women, nothing, old age
Joke Posted: February 25th, 2009 | Tags: Advertisements, beer, Men and Women |
Men & Women have different dreams. Can’t we all just get along?
Tags: Advertisements, beer, Men and Women
Joke Posted: February 24th, 2009 | Tags: Men and Women, smoking |
Smoking is dangerous… especially around the vicinity of beautiful women.
Tags: Men and Women, smoking
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