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Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32):
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice [...]

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My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked,
‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘ Dust.’
And then the fight started…
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My wife and I were watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” [...]

This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states.
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed.
Correct Installation is illustrated below…….
Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS [...]

FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES:
Tires are [...]

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Men & Women have different dreams. Can’t we all just get along?

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Smoking is dangerous… especially around the vicinity of beautiful women.

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