Picking your nose…

Deep Salvage Pick Reminiscent of the deep sea exploration to find the Titanic ship, you probe deep into your nasal passages.

Utensil Pick When fingers, and even your thumb, just aren’t enough to get the job done to your satisfaction.

Extra Pick When you have been digging for nuggets hours upon hours and suddenly you [...]

50 Things Not To Say In Bed

1. But everybody looks funny naked!

2. You woke me up for that?

3. Did I mention the video camera?

4. Do you smell something burning?

5. Can you please try breathing through your nose.

6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone.

7. Darling, did you lock the back door?

8. But whipped cream [...]

TOP 20 FLIGHT ADVERTISING SLOGANS

The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans 1. BadAir: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you.

2. BadAir: We’re Amtrak with wings.

3. Join our frequent near-miss program.

4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.

5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.

6. Our staff has had lots of experience [...]

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