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10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 9. If at first you don’t succeed…try management. 8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself. 7. Hang in there….retirement is only 35 years away! 6. Go the extra mile…it makes [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedYour wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as “the day my ship came in.” You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You”ve ever raked leaves in [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) 3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. 4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed1) Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2) Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3) You know stuff about tanks. 4) A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5) Monday Night Football. 6) You don’t have to monitor your friends’ sex lives. 7) Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. You can [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedIf blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondes Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to [...] Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness? Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive? If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc. Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It [...] Sometimes it becomes necessary to move your computer to a new location for whatever reason; installing/adding new hardware or just decided to move it for “easier access”, for instance (note easier access in quotation marks). Whatever your reason is, this handy guide may help you alleviate some of the stress that always arises in such [...] Whatsamatta University’s Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following is required. 1. Combatting Stupidity 2. You Too Can Do [...] Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in [...] You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only. 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early. 2. Get a [...] |
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