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The Awful Truth

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Hello, My name is Prof. Smith, and I’m an alcoholic

This ain’t no ordinary joke. This is life’s own joke:

Research has now shown a link between high childhood IQ and an adult enthusiasm for alcohol that leads in some cases to problem drinking.

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Children say the darndest things

Here’s what several primary school children had to say about the OCEAN:

So this is an octopus? Why it has eight testicles?? (Kelly, age 6)
Oysters’ balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)
If you are surrounded by ocean you are an island. If you don’t have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Wayne , [...]