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“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:… – What was I thinking?” “Congratulations on your wedding day!… – Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could two people as beautiful as you…. – have such an ugly baby?” “I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone [...] Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.” So he climbed out of the [...] Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless. “In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.” “Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t [...] 5. Men are like parking spots: The good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. 4. Join the Army, meet interesting people, then kill them. 3. Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it. 2. Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be. 1. (Granted it’s not a one liner, but it’s pretty good…) [...] Top 3 Iran Jokes: 3) “France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they didn’t stop their program they would, you know, warn them again.” –Jay Leno 2) “Russia has agreed to help Iran build a nuclear reactor. Yeah, because [...] One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’s hair and sadly said: “Why is some of your hair white mommy?” The mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. The girl thought about this revelation [...] Denver Airport: For all of you out there who’ve had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in Denver for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A [...]
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