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it is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day…Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
…now its 11:00 at the police station…
billy-bob: hey billi-jo…can i stick my finger in your belly-button?
billi-jo: sure billy-bob! :>
…now its midnight… and the power goes out…!!
billy-bob: [...]

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
“Olympic condoms?” she asks, “What makes them so special?”
“There are three colors,” he replies, “Gold, Silver and Bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear [...]

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What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?
The stage is level.
How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it better.
How do you get [...]

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
”Nice bike,” the cop said, ”did Santa bring it to you?”
”Yep,” the little boy said, ”he sure did!”
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he [...]

Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: What’s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We’re still trying to find out too.
Bagpipes (noun) – I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. [...]

The woman in question, a cute blonde as it happens, was pulled over for
speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer. When he walked
up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: “I bet you’re going
to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen’s Ball.” He replied, “No,
highway patrolmen don’t have balls.”
There followed [...]

These are from actual resumes:
“Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require prescription drugs.
“I am extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability.”
“Qualifications: I am a man filled with passion and integrity, and I can act on short notice. I’m a class act and do not [...]

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“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together,
I can’t help but wonder:…
– What was I thinking?”
“Congratulations on your wedding day!…
– Too bad no one likes your wife.”
“How could two people as beautiful as you….
– have such an ugly baby?”
“I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love…
– After having met you, I’ve [...]