A young jewish man comes home from college, for passover and tells his parents , he says, mother I have some good news and some bad news. Vell wats the bad news, she asks. I’m gay says the son. OY GIVOLD,VEIS MIR DO YOU HERE THIS HERSHEL. What’s the good news, father asks, My boyfriend [...]
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An old man is sitting on a park bench crying. A young man is walking by and asks him why he`s crying. The old man says, `I`m retired and I have lots of money, a huge luxury apartment, a beautiful 25 year old wife who loves me and has sex with me twice a day` [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedIt might not be known by many outside of Israel but new immigrants can bring in normal household items duty free, but anything that looks like it could be resold in Israel is supposed to be subject to Israeli import duty. Moshe Cohen, a new immigrant, arrived at the Port of Haifa to claim his [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedWhy are frogs always so happy? They eat whatever bugs them. What did one frog say to the other? Time’s sure fun when you’re having flies. What do you call a frog who works as a spy? A croak and dagger agent. What do you get if cross a frog with some mist? Kermit [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedJesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.” The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, “What on earth does Jesus mean – the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter said, “Don’t [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedThe Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white horse outside?” The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?” The cowboy looked at the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedI love to play with my Wii. Would you like to come over and play with my Wii? These are just a few of the wii-tarded jokes you’ll find in this post. I’m sorry for putting you through this, but it has to be done… Top 3 Signs You’re Playing Too Much Nintendo Wii [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedRedneck Quotes 1. Redneck Quote: It’s been hotter’n a goat’s butt in a pepper patch. 2. Redneck Quote: My cow died last night so I don’t need your bull. 3. Redneck Quote: Have a cup of coffee, it’s already been ‘saucered and blowed. 4. Redneck Quote: Don’t pee down my back and tell me it’s [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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