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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off. Also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedRabbi Rabinovitz is going on holiday to Israel. He arrives at Heathrow Airport and goes to have his luggage checked in. “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” asks the girl at the check-in desk. Rabbi Rabinovitz replies, “Listen, if it was without my knowledge, how should I know?” Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, travelling to Israel Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedTwo Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedOn a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her — how [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedAn archaeologist was digging in the Negev in Israel and saw a casket with a mummy, a rather rare occurance in Israel. After inspecting it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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