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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.” Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?” “Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedOne day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a “bitch” and the women called the man a “bastard”. Their son walked in and said “What does bitch and bastard mean?” and the parents replied “ladies and gentlemen”. The next day the parents decided to have sex, the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don’t disguise your voice.) 3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or elvis-the-king@companyname.com. 4. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedDuring a recent PASSWORD AUDIT by my bank, they found that I was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When they asked me why I had such a long password I replied ”Are you bloomin’ stupid? I was told that my password had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital” Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, Password Joke Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedNebraska Crazy Law It is illegal for a mother to give her daughter a perm without a state license. It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup. It is Illegal to go whale fishing. If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedI thought about doing money laundering. Then I decided not to because the noise from the coins rattling in the washing machine would be unbearable. Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, money laundering, one liner Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedThis is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didn’t feel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and go downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closed10 THINGS THAT SUCK ABOUT BEING A GUY 1) You have to take out the garbage. 2) The Ferrari 550 Maranello lists for over $200,000. 3) No sofas in your restrooms. 4) External genitalia are vulnerable to knees and fastballs. 5) Even if you get your head caught in an industrial wood chipper, you’re not [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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