Forwarded Joke: Funny Stuff Jokes Video & Pictures

A man was taking his wife, pregnant with twins, to the hospital when he lost control of his car and crashed it. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a practical joker, there sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is fine [...]

A man escaped from prison where he had been for the last 15 years. He breaks into a house to search for money and guns and there he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he [...]

Once upon a time there were 3 people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about twenty miles to shore. She then announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles, and got really tired. [...]

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A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said: ” Yes, I can put you right.” After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes [...]

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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, [...]

If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondes Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to [...]

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