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Joke Posted: March 8th, 2010 | Tags: comedy, funny, Girls' Night Out, humor, joke |
Two women where at a pub, having a fun night out, away from their husbands. When they got out and started walking back home, they suddenly had a strong urge to pee. They decided to do it in the cemetery, where they figured no one will notice them. Once they were done, they remembered they [...]
Joke Posted: March 8th, 2010 | Tags: ball game, baseball, Bill Clinton, clintons at a ball game, comedy, funny, Hillary Clinton, humor, joke, political humor, Politics, sports, yankees |
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered something in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.
The secret service man came running up to him and said, “Mr. President Sir, I [...]
Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, Religion, spiritually incorrect, Videos
Joke Posted: March 3rd, 2010 | Tags: comedy, Email, funny, humor, joke, story |
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.
When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her [...]
Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, Thank You Letter, tight parking spot, youtube
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of [...]
Tags: break class, cartoon, comedy, funny, humor, in case of emergency, joke
Tags: comedy, disgusting, fail blog, fastfood, gross, humor, joke, macdonald's chicken head, Videos
Joke Posted: February 28th, 2010 | Tags: comedy, each man gives a story, funny, Heaven, Hell, humor, joke, story |
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s getting pretty close to full today, and I’ve been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what’s your story?”
So the [...]
Some boyscouts went to see an old veteran in the nursing home and he was telling them about the war.
He said “One time while on a mission, a lion jumped out and went ROAR. I crapped myself.”
One of the boys said “That’s understandable, we would be scared of a lion, too.”
The old man said “No, [...]
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