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A cabbie picks up a Nun.
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies, ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as [...]

What would these mothers say if they were Jewish?
Alexander Graham Bell’s Jewish mother:
“Nu, so you invented the telephone. You think you could give your mother ah call sometimes?”
Paul Revere’s Jewish mother:
“Why do you have to ride around like ah meshuganeh in middle of the night? Why can’t you ride during the day like ah mentch?”
Dr. [...]

A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried.
So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want in [...]

An old Jewish man lived alone in the country. He needed to plant his potato garden but the task was too daunting for the old man as the ground was hard.
His only son, Sol, who used to help him dig, was in federal prison for Insider Trading and Stock Fraud. The old man wrote a [...]