A Jewish man and a Chinese man were talking. The Chinese man said to the Jewish man, “Our culture and heritage dates back to over 4000 years!”. The Jewish man said, “That’s nothing! Our culture and heritage dates back to over 5000 years! The Chinese man thinks about this for a minute and says,”That’s impossible! [...]
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 Comments are closedA young jewish man comes home from college, for passover and tells his parents , he says, mother I have some good news and some bad news. Vell wats the bad news, she asks. I’m gay says the son. OY GIVOLD,VEIS MIR DO YOU HERE THIS HERSHEL. What’s the good news, father asks, My boyfriend [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedThe New York City Public Schools have officially declared Jewish English, now dubbed Hebonics, as a second language. Backers of the move say the city schools are the first in the nation to recognize Hebonics as a valid language and a significant attribute of American culture. According to Howard Ashland, linguistics professor at Brooklyn College [...] Jokes Category: Jewish Jokes |
Comments are closedA cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies, ‘I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. [...] What would these mothers say if they were Jewish? Alexander Graham Bell’s Jewish mother: “Nu, so you invented the telephone. You think you could give your mother ah call sometimes?” Paul Revere’s Jewish mother: “Why do you have to ride around like ah meshuganeh in middle of the night? Why can’t you ride during the [...] A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want [...] An old Jewish man lived alone in the country. He needed to plant his potato garden but the task was too daunting for the old man as the ground was hard. His only son, Sol, who used to help him dig, was in federal prison for Insider Trading and Stock Fraud. The old man wrote [...] |
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