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A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. ‘Hello, sir, how are [...] An Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.” The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with [...] A Jewish husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says: She sees him later and walks away. The wife glares at her husband and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” [...] If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated? Drink tea and nourish life; with the first sip, joy; with the second sip, satisfaction; with the third sip, peace; with the fourth, a Danish. Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another [...] 4 Jewish ladies are playing a game of cards in Miami Beach. The first lady sighs and says, “Oy…” The second lady nods, sighs, and says, “Oy vey!” The third lady says, “Oy veys meer!” The fourth lady chimes in: “Enough talk about the children already. Let’s get back to the game.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet As the El Al plane came in for a landing at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on: “Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell [...] A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport with two large bags.The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies. The agent asks the passenger, “How did you get this money?” The man says, “You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and went into [...] Q: What is a Jewish menage-a-troisA: Two headaches and an erection. Q: Why did Adam and Eve have a perfect marriage?A: He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked Q. How does a Jewish wife cheat on her [...] |
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