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An archaeologist was digging in the Negev in Israel and saw a casket with a mummy, a rather rare occurance in Israel. After inspecting it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedDon’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: comedy, funny, humor, israel, joke, Politics, satire, song, spoof, We Are The World, we con the world Some of the weirdest moments in Israeli Parliamentary Knesset history, as first compiled by Haaretz Newspaper (parliamentarians are MKs): April 2003: MK Roman Bronfman to MK Shlomo Benizri, “Shut up, because you are stupid and heartless.” In a subsequent apology, Bronfman writes: “I should have refrained from expressing myself in this manner even though the [...] Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: arab, Barack Obama, israel, recession, save the world, Videos A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his assignment in Israel . A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israeli’s?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch in rural areas. But, I had [...] Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Obama asks. Mahmud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.” Obama says, “You know, Mahmud, [...] As the El Al plane came in for a landing at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on: “Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell [...] |
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