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Some of the weirdest moments in Israeli Parliamentary Knesset history, as first compiled by Haaretz Newspaper (parliamentarians are MKs): April 2003: MK Roman Bronfman to MK Shlomo Benizri, “Shut up, because you are stupid and heartless.” In a subsequent apology, Bronfman writes: “I should have refrained from expressing myself in this manner even though the [...] Try JibJab Sendables® eCards today! Tags: arab, Barack Obama, israel, recession, save the world, Videos A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his assignment in Israel . A friend asked, “Why weren’t you successful with the Israeli’s?” The salesman explained, “When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch in rural areas. But, I had a problem [...] Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.” “What did it say on the banners?” Obama asks. Mahmud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.” Obama says, “You know, Mahmud, [...] As the El Al plane came in for a landing at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on: “Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell [...] ‘Cause there’s so much you’re missing out! Tags: Beach, israel A man arrives at Ben Gurion International Airport with two large bags.The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money in different currencies. The agent asks the passenger, “How did you get this money?” The man says, “You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe and went into [...] |
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