Intelligence

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?”
“I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”
So he climbed out of the hole and [...]

Shane Sings Five Octives Straight Up

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1)Update Facebook Status. 2)Call Police

I just want to know what happens if they’re being chased by a convicted sex offender with a knife.
From the UK Telegraph.
Police in Australia have voiced their concern about the growing use of social networking sites after two young girls who were trapped in a drainage well system updated their Facebook profiles instead of calling [...]

Idiot of the Day

If only he had one of those double-browed hats. Then he’d be in business!

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Stupid is as Stupid Smashes Glass Table

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Damn Juice

He must be a fellow Zionist Conspirator attempting to make Jihadists look stupid.

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Surfer Interview

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Yo Mama’s So Fat She Hid a Gun in her Fat Rolls. Seriously.

Get this. A 500-pound inmate in the 6th fattest city in America – Houston, Texas – was charged with hiding a pistol in his fat flabs. Possession of a firearm in a correctional facility. That was the crime. And what was he in there for initially? Selling illegal copies of CDs.
But wait! How did [...]

Why the US is in crisis

An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put [...]