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10. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” 9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.” 8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!” 7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedIf bimbos and blondes were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ might be used to create new words that describe them: Bimbaffled – constant mental state of blondesimbabble – noises coming from a group of blondes Bimbait – short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blondes in an attempt to attract [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedOne day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, “Martha, I think I really should try that.” Martha replies, “I know you want to Stumpy, but [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedAs we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor said, “All right! All you dummies fall out.” As the rest of the squad wandered away, I remained at attention. The instructor walked over until he was eye-to-eye with me, and then just raised a single eyebrow. I smiled and said, [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedAll too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining. I have heard of these examples. I wonder if these are true! CONTINENTAL AIRLINES On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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