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Tags: health, healthcare, Hospital, Medicine, Obama, political, president

Tags: death, diet, doctors, exercise, health, heart attack, irony

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Sauvignon Blanc
Sauvignon Blanc is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease [...]

Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Tags: health, old age, prayers, senility

I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands [...]