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1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn’t published in a referred journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have [...] A burglar breaks into a house one night. He is snooping about looking for valuables when he hears a voice saying ” Jesus knows you’re here”. He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned his torch off and stayed still. After a minute he shook his head and continued on his raid. He was just [...] Robin Williams Quote: “See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: blood, brain, God, men, penis, quotes, Robin Williams, Sex Jokes Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” [...] Very soon after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between Heaven and Hell. God invited the devil for negotiations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and earth. God, always fair and honest, told the devil, ‘the heat must be affecting [...] |
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