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“President Bush is in the Middle East this week to promote his Middle East peace plan. I don’t think Bush quite gets it. Like today he said, ‘Everything would work out in the Middle East if the Palestinians and the Israelis would just start acting like good Christians.’” —Jay Leno Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedThis invaluable piece of information is taken from Uncyclopedia. Near the end of Bush’s second term, Americans from all walks of life were calling for him to run again in 2008. However, he can’t do this because liberal elites decided that the people shouldn’t get to elect someone more than twice[1], so Bush promised America [...] An Israeli doctor says ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’ A German doctor says ‘That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and [...] |
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