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Dear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address, as the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedRabbi Rabinovitz is going on holiday to Israel. He arrives at Heathrow Airport and goes to have his luggage checked in. “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” asks the girl at the check-in desk. Rabbi Rabinovitz replies, “Listen, if it was without my knowledge, how should I know?” Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, travelling to Israel Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notices a tear in his eye and asks if he’s getting sentimental because they’re celebrating 50 wonderful years together. He replies, No, I was thinking about the time before we got married. Your father threatened me with a [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedTwo Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea,” said Mike. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” “What, do you think I’m stupid? I have an idea. I’ll shine my [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedOn a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons. Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her — how [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedAn archaeologist was digging in the Negev in Israel and saw a casket with a mummy, a rather rare occurance in Israel. After inspecting it, he called the curator of the Israel museum in Jerusalem. “I’ve just discovered a 3,000 year old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!” the excited scientist exclaimed. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedYour wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” You refer to the time you won a free case of motor oil as “the day my ship came in.” You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen. The Salvation Army declines your mattress. You”ve ever raked leaves in [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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