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You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect [...] This became effective January 1, 2009 in ALL states. The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below……. Please pass on to [...] We often forget how funny it is when someone almost gets killed but doesn’t. It’s also a bit of a relief. Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: cops, death, driving, injury, luck, sports A slick observation from New York Comedian Ari Teman: There are people who still don’t wear seat belts; I don’t get it. I get people not wearing condoms—both protective devices—but nobody has ever put on a seat belt and thought, It doesn’t feel like I’m driving. See his blog here Don’t be a putz, [...] I’ve sure gotten old! I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and [...] I know its not politically correct but this was just too funny to pass up. Women driver clips… Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: action, cars, crashes, driving, funny, Videos, women A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts – HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back – BITCH! The [...] |
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