Once upon a time a Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman were captured by the Red Indians on a prospecting trip in North America. They been tied up against their respective totem poles for a day when the Chief walked up to the Englishman, pinched the skin of his upper arm and said, “Hmmm, heap [...]
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Tags: comedy, funny, humor, Jeff Dunham and Peanut on David Letterman, ventriloquist Tags: comedy, funny, humor, jeff dunham, ventriloquist A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.” The mexican man pleads with them, “No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!” The [...] Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter! Tags: comedy, funny, humor, mother jokes, yo mama A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...] Tags: comedy, funny, humor, Jimmy Kimmel, Unecessary Censorship
Never Heard of Obama from Elihu Dietz on Vimeo. Tags: comedy, funny, humor, Never Heard of Obama, Obama, political humor, Videos Tags: comedy, funny, humor, Jokes, sarah silverman, Sell The Vatican Feed The World, standup, the pope |
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