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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress. The lawyer says: “For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems.” The doctor says: “It’s better to have a wife because the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedNever before had Sue looked in the box that her husband Fred kept under their bed. The box had been there for the past 20 years of their marriage but she had never invaded his privacy. One day, while cleaning, she decided to take a look in the box. She didn’t figure it was anything [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedLast year, as some German scientists were digging 150 feet under the ground, they were surprised to discover small pieces of copper. They studied the copper pieces very carefully and came to the conclusion that 25,000 years ago, there was a nationwide telephone network in ancient Germany. They reported this in scientific journals, world-wide. When [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“In Palestine, Hamas won by a landslide, huge, huge margin. How does this make Democrats feel? They can’t win anything and terrorists are winning in a landslide.” –Jay Leno Tags: comedy, funny, humor, joke, Leno, middle east Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed* My stigmata’s acting up. * I can’t come in to work today because I’ll be stalking my previous boss, who fired me for not showing up for work. OK? * I have a rare case of 48-hour wrist leprosy, but I know we have that deadline to meet… * I am stuck in the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedA man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You’re crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?” “We’re taking TWA,” was the reply. “We [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedJesus and his disciples were walking around one day, when Jesus said, “The Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9.” The disciples looked very puzzled, and finally asked Peter, “What on earth does Jesus mean – the Kingdom of Heaven is like 3x squared plus 8x minus 9? Peter said, “Don’t [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedKnock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who’s there? Ann! Ann who? Anndromeda Strain! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armageddon! Armageddon who? Armageddon getting out of here! Knock Knock Who’s there? Armenia! Armenia who? Armenia every word I say! Knock Knock Who’s there? Asa! Asa who! Asa-int amongst men! [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedIn the days when you couldn’t count on a public toilet facility, an English woman was planning a trip to India. She was registered to stay in a small guest house owned by the local schoolmaster. She was concerned as to whether the guest house contained a WC. In England, a bathroom is commonly called [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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