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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedQ. What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants? A. Bell-bottoms! Q. How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub? A. They both have rings! Q. What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? A. He grew up to be a bellhop! Q. What do you [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed10. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 9. If at first you don’t succeed…try management. 8. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself. 7. Hang in there….retirement is only 35 years away! 6. Go the extra mile…it makes [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedBy Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI) – Software and marketing giant Microsoft Corporation (MSFT) announced today that it has purchased the rights to the well-known “trademark” symbol, formerly denoted as “tm” in most print media. The symbol is commonly used to identify commercial product names that have not yet been registered with [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedAbe was visiting Israel for the first time. As soon as his plane landed, he got a taxi to take him to his hotel. The taxi driver was very friendly and told Abe all kinds of useful information. Then Abe asks the driver, “Say, is Israel a healthy place?” “Oh, yes, it really is,” the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“President Bush is in the Middle East this week to promote his Middle East peace plan. I don’t think Bush quite gets it. Like today he said, ‘Everything would work out in the Middle East if the Palestinians and the Israelis would just start acting like good Christians.’” —Jay Leno Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedAn easily understandable explanation of derivative markets. Heidi is the proprietor of a bar in Detroit . She realizes that virtually all of her customers are unemployed alcoholics and, as such, can no longer afford to patronize her bar. To solve this problem, she comes up with a new marketing plan that allows her customers [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedDear Child, I am writing this slow because I know that you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home so we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address, as the [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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