Jews For Christmas

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Xmas Joke

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last [...]

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The Kitchen and the Train

One year after Christmas, mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son cried, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all [...]

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Santa

There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ”Nice bike,” the cop said, ”did Santa bring it to you?”

”Yep,” the little boy said, ”he sure did!”

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a [...]

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Merry Christmas

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Sleigh Bells Ring, Are You Listening?

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

The second man presents a cracker, so he [...]

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Merry Xmas Y’all, and treat Santa nicely

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EL AL Landing at Ben Gurion Airport late December

As the El Al plane came in for a landing at Ben Gurion airport, the voice of the captain came on:

“Please remain seated with your seat belts fastened until this plane has come to a complete stop and the seat belt signs have been turned off. We also wish to remind you that cell [...]

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