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Plato: For the greater good.
Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.
Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration,
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An Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.”
The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. [...]

“I should really get to the other side before you eat me alive.”
Which, unfortunately is what happened.

Tags: birds, Chicken, freaky, nature, pictures, spider

This is a great one and there are more here…

Tags: animals, cat, Chicken, pussy

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by not [...]