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Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold
Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name a submarine after him
Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret
Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling
Obama is so pretty that he never farts
Obama is so pretty that he [...]

Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless.
“In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.”
“Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t know anything [...]

Those of us who know beer very well, know that beer involves something called “racking canes.” It also involves “wort chillers”, a term we’d have absolutely no choice but to say would be a great name for a Milwaukee hockey team. Most of us, though, know very little about beer, except for the obvious fact [...]

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They once said that a black man would be president when pigs fly. His first 100 days and wham!! Pig’s flu!!!

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Iranian president Mahmud Ahmadinejad calls President Obama and tells him, Barack, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America , the whole
beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner.”
“What did it say on the banners?” Obama asks.
Mahmud replies, “UNITED STATES OF IRAN.”
Obama says, “You know, Mahmud, I am really happy [...]

Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated [...]

The American public demanded REAL change in the White House. It is now done! Just ask the ladies…

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He’s the man who does all the gray work behind the scenes. But the White House Chief of Staff has other dreams for this administration.

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