Don’t be a putz, share damn it… Tweet Tags: adult, comedy, funny, humor, lizzy the lezzie
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1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. Can you please try breathing through your nose. 6. A little rug burn never hurt anyone. 7. Darling, did you lock the back door? 8. But whipped cream [...] The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the [...] A new Air force Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there [...] DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruiseship. I’ve packed all my pretty dresses andmake-up. I’m really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautifuland we saw some whales and dolphins.What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. [...] |
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