Gender & Driving Etiquette
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road..
At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!
Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!
The man laughs.
He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.
Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.
At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!
Immediately the man shouts back - BITCH!
The man laughs.
He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.
Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do, they don't understand one word a woman says.
posted by King Solomon at
2:48 AM
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