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Comment on Organic Veggies by Marketing

Marketing — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 10:50:49 +0000

Sorry – its beyond our control

Comment on Organic Veggies by LAV

LAV — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 08:38:52 +0000

Dear Sir or Madam,
Could you please send just the jokes (not the videos!) to my email?
Yours truly, LAV from Russia

Comment on The Four Cats by Joker3

Joker3 — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:39:39 +0000

it is nothing new for ethnicities to poke fun at themself, especially in America, a free country which is a melting pot of different cultures. Anyway it gives the kid a chance to get his work out there as a YouTube Personality…

…When Cheech and Chong do it, most laugh.

Comment on A New Ending For a Favourite Fairytale by Joker3

Joker3 — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 19:28:59 +0000

too funny, really! I think I’ll use this one…

Comment on When New Boobs and Doing Drugs Meet by All Hollow’s Eve 2009: A Retailer’s Guide | Unique Gift Ideas: Handmade Jewelry, Hamsa, Kabbalah, Jewish, Religious, Spiritual Gifts

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:55:57 +0000

[...] Last year, with the release of The Dark Knight, a lot of kids going around dressed up as Heath Ledger’s The Joker. Another popular costume last year was the talented but troubled British Diva, Amy Winehouse. [...]

Comment on Getting Ready for Valentine Proposals by Dany

Dany — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 06:17:08 +0000

A woman make a phone call to a man. The service center replied “the number 3599 you are calling is not active or outside the coverage area busy in husband robbery giving to its gangmembers”.

Comment on Getting Ready for Valentine Proposals by Dany

Dany — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 15:07:16 +0000

I meant while never know what marriage is.

Comment on Getting Ready for Valentine Proposals by Dany

Dany — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:26:06 +0000

Some women never feel ashame of wanting husband. In Cambodia, some women even hire the outclass men to sexual abuse the innocent women such as me, I‘m changing my resident from place to place to avoid the abusing from the outclass workers. Most men that love me, they wear wedding rings never while know what marriage is. In Cambodia, men seldom marry the women who have spoilt names. I pray American women won‘t be cruel like some Cambodian women.

Comment on Getting Ready for Valentine Proposals by Dany

Dany — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 14:43:13 +0000

There was a man who wanted to marry a woman. One day the man and his parents went to meet the woman‘s mother to ask for the approval. The woman‘s mother told the man‘s parents ‘My daughter is single, never have sexual immorality with men‘. Hearing that the woman was very angry, she said ‘ don‘t believe my mum. In fact I know many men. One was died and took back to his own country. A few more were died‘ The man‘s parent said ‘wao!‘. The mother added ‘ my daughter is just kidding pleas don‘t believe her‘. Then she turned toward her daughter with her screaming ‘daughter!‘. The daughter added ‘ I tell the truth if you don‘t believe, ask my my neigbors. I‘m a famous woman, I know even the workers. More than that I‘ve slept with those workers. I know how to have sex with them by sleeping, sitting, standing‘. ‘Daughter!‘_screaming her mother. The mother still persuade the man‘s parents ‘my daughter is just kidding please don‘t believe her, no man ever touch her‘. The woman still claimed ‘no, I‘ve been practicing all new type of sex from TV every day. I have alot of experience. I guarantee my future husband won‘t waste his time on finding new women for different types because I‘ve got all types‘. The man‘s parents suddenly told their son ‘son please say goodbye to aunty, and let‘s go home‘.

Comment on I Have a Business Proposal by Dany

Dany — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 05:24:42 +0000

Once upon the time there was a man who wanted to do business. One day he submitted his business proposal on supplying fuel to God. God was so happy because He knew that His creation was so smart as He created in the form of His image, more than that His creation has the same heart as Him that is willing to help to bring prosperity to the world. Seeing God was happy like that the man added ‘Lord, I‘ve many second wives to up. Those second wives of mine need houses, luxurious cars, massages, cosmetics, body guards…So, please let me sell the fuel with high price in order to satisfy my second wives desires else those second wives of mine will never love me. I‘m affraid I‘ll become out of date business man‘. Hearing like God was so upset. God said ‘You know I‘m Your creator, I created you not through the woman who is called God‘s wife because I don‘t have even wife. Don‘t you think you want power over me by having wife, second wives; more than that selling fuel with high price while I‘m your God want very cheap fuel price in order to help the poor and vulnerable to get out of their miserable life? Man, I don‘t think your proposal can be approved because I‘m affraid you gonna shake world economy‘.