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Soccer Clip of 2011

Joker — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 10:06:06 +0000

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Custody

Joker — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 17:43:36 +0000

Dallas, TX

A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten
by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree reasonably possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys professional football team, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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Hitting The Woods

Joker — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 12:16:22 +0000

This pretty much speaks for itself…

Mental Note!
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club
Never piss off a woman with a Golf Club

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Funny Football Blooper: watch closely

Joking Man — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:03:25 +0000

High School Football: Player Tackles his own Teammate @ Yahoo! Video

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Cheap Shot

Joking Man — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:14:33 +0000

The FIFA World Cup Finals are Next Year in South Africa…Hopefully we won’t see anything like this! ~ouch~

that ain't legal!

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Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize! That’s not a Joke

Joker — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:07:26 +0000

Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless.

“In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.”

“Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t know anything about physics, but I support it!”

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Red Sox in Drag

Joker — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:20:44 +0000

See for yourself. This was part of a rookie hazing prank.

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Hilarious Near Death Feats

Joker — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 13:32:56 +0000

We often forget how funny it is when someone almost gets killed but doesn’t. It’s also a bit of a relief.

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Fitness Club

Joker — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:17:08 +0000

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on the class was over.

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Water Sports Are Fun

Joker — Sat, 09 May 2009 14:54:07 +0000

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