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		<title>We May Need Emergency Surgery in the Studio</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Crocs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Jun 2009 13:34:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dying and Walmart</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 11:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over WalMart. </p> <p>&#8216;WalMart?&#8217; the preacher exclaimed.</p> <p>&#8216;Why WalMart?&#8217; </p> <p>&#8216;Then I&#8217;ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week&#8217; </p> Don't be a putz, share damn it...   

    



		

			

							

			        

		  



		  

		  

		

	 

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.<br />
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over WalMart. </p>
<p>&#8216;<strong><a href="http://www.walmart.com/">WalMart</a></strong>?&#8217; the preacher exclaimed.</p>
<p>&#8216;Why WalMart?&#8217; </p>
<p>&#8216;Then I&#8217;ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week&#8217; </p>
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