An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over WalMart.
‘WalMart?’ the preacher exclaimed.
‘Why WalMart?’
‘Then I’ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week’
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