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A good Hassidic family is most concerned that their 30-year-old son is unmarried. So, they call a marriage broker and ask him to find their son a good wife. The broker comes over to their house and spends a long time asking questions of the son and his parents as to what they want [...] It may just be because you have an assface! Tags: Assface, Bummer, Shit happens Many of us suspected as such for a long time. But last night it was finally proven nationwide: John McCain is a gay zombie, and he’s after Obama’s ass… and brains. Image via Reuters Tags: Ass grab, Barack Obama, Brain food, John McCain The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the [...] A new Air force Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, Well sir, as you know, there [...] DEAR DIARY . DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruiseship. I’ve packed all my pretty dresses andmake-up. I’m really excited. DEAR DIARY . DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautifuland we saw some whales and dolphins.What a wonderful vacation this has started to be. [...] One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a mostunusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run [...] |
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