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Joke Posted: November 28th, 2009 | Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless |
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours.
- Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour.
As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says:
- Gorgonzola!
- Wait, it is not on yet.
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Tags: condom, gorganzola, Sex Jokes, tasteless
Joke Posted: November 10th, 2009 | Tags: ex girlfriends, girlfriends, Sex Jokes, women |
ABC’s of ex girlfriends:
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn’t care for you you twit she was only after your money and could have given a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they [...]
Joke Posted: November 3rd, 2009 | Tags: paranormal activity, parody, porn, Sex Jokes, sexual spoof |
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Tags: paranormal activity, parody, porn, Sex Jokes, sexual spoof
Joke Posted: October 25th, 2009 | Tags: Husband, Imagination, Screenwriter, Sex Jokes |
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Tags: Husband, Imagination, Screenwriter, Sex Jokes
Joke Posted: October 11th, 2009 | Tags: catheter, old age, old people, running, Sex Jokes |
Funny for WAY too many reasons.
Here’s the original story.
Man, 81, finishes race after borrowing a catheter
MINNEAPOLIS – Organizers of the Twin Cities Marathon said they won’t disqualify an 81-year-old runner who won his age group after using a borrowed catheter. Jerry Johncock of Shelbyville, Mich., was sidelined at an aid station about 21 miles into [...]
An Italian man said, “Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.”
The Frenchman boasted, “Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. [...]
Joke Posted: August 23rd, 2009 | Tags: porn, Sex Jokes, technology |
We won’t embed the video for wont of offending our readers. However, here are some notable quotes:
Speaking of the doctor: “He was the natural choice for investigating how someone attached a dried bull’s penis to the Oxford Ox, and why. Details have yet to be published.”
Speaking of the MRI experiment: “It is an interest to [...]
Joke Posted: August 20th, 2009 | Tags: boobs, breasts, double d, handy, purse |
Now this is something you don’t see every day…
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Tags: boobs, breasts, double d, handy, purse
Joke Posted: August 17th, 2009 | Tags: love, old age, safe sex, seniors, Sex Jokes |
Thanks to Today’s Joke.
1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.
2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.
3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)
4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.
5. Write partner’s name [...]
Joke Posted: August 6th, 2009 | Tags: Men and Women, Sex Jokes, TV remote |
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are [...]
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