After serious & cautious consideration…
your contract of friendship has been
cautiously renewed for the New Year ~ 2009! It wasn’t a hard decision to make.
My Wish for You in 2009 [...]
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Do you think of getting married? Congratulations! But before you go ahead, I need to show you the results of a new research made by Playboy magazine: Tags: married, Playboy Tags: Do Not Panic, Men and Women Some things simply come first. Tags: Advertisements, Men and Women, sports Dude, just because she’s hitting on you, it doesn’t mean you should return the favor. Tags: Advertisements, Coffee Shop, Dating, Newspaper Finally, the guys’ side of the story . Hope this lightens your day!!! We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note… (these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE!) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a [...] ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss [...] A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road.. At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road. When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts – HORSE! Immediately the man shouts back – BITCH! The [...] Scientists have finally discovered what’s wrong with the human brain: On the left side, there is nothing right, and on the right side, there is nothing left. Tags: brain, human, man, woman One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a mostunusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run [...] |
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