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		<title>How Much Do You Worth?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2009 09:49:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joker</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>In these economic downtimes, sometimes you ought to stop and ask yourself: What is my net worth?</p> Don't be a putz, share damn it... Tweet]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In these economic downtimes, sometimes you ought to stop and ask yourself: What is my net worth?</p>
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