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Another George Bush Classic Move

Joker — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 08:08:54 +0000

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The Pretty Boy President…

Joking Man — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:46:38 +0000

Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold

Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name a submarine after him

Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret

Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling

Obama is so pretty that he never farts

Obama is so pretty that he won’t give Hillary Clinton his phone number

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On Calling a Boner a Sleazebag

Joker — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 12:26:41 +0000

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Obama Wins the Nobel Peace Prize! That’s not a Joke

Joker — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:07:26 +0000

Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless.

“In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.”

“Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t know anything about physics, but I support it!”

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I Pity the Fool That Messes with Iran

Joker — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 08:54:51 +0000

Top 3 Iran Jokes:

3) “France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they didn’t stop their program they would, you know, warn them again.” –Jay Leno

2) “Russia has agreed to help Iran build a nuclear reactor. Yeah, because when you think well-built nuclear reactor you think Russia” –David Letterman

And the best Iran Joke in my opinion, which is quite descriptive of every radical Muslim country when they want to sound scary:

1) “Iran said they will inflict harm and pain on the United States if we try to stop their nuclear program. Who’s writing their speeches now — Mr. T?” –Jay Leno

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Iran President Ahmadinejad Zips his Fly

Joker — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:05:41 +0000

In honor of another one of his ingenious whack rants at the UN yesterday, here’s a video of the schmuck zipping his fly.

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Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper

Joker — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:37:15 +0000

‘Tis a rare occurrence indeed that we put a CNN video on ForwardedJoke. But this one was just too funny. Besides, Fareed Zakaria has such a sexy voice. Don’t deny it.

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But Seriously, Why are there Snakes on the Symbol?

Joker — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:35:12 +0000

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Now that Swine Flu is Back in the News…

Joker — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:46:51 +0000

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Him With his Foot in his Mouth

Joker — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:31:45 +0000

They'd make a good ballet team

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