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“In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.”

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3) “France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they didn’t stop their program they would, you know, warn them again.” –Jay Leno

2) “Russia has agreed to help Iran build a nuclear reactor. Yeah, because when you think well-built nuclear reactor you think Russia” –David Letterman

And the best Iran Joke in my opinion, which is quite descriptive of every radical Muslim country when they want to sound scary:

1) “Iran said they will inflict harm and pain on the United States if we try to stop their nuclear program. Who’s writing their speeches now — Mr. T?” –Jay Leno

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