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Obama is so pretty that Michelle carried him over the threshhold
Obama is so pretty that the Navy won’t name a submarine after him
Obama is so pretty that he knows Victoria’s Secret
Obama is so pretty that he never has that “not so fresh” feeling
Obama is so pretty that he never farts
Obama is so pretty that he [...]

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Here are two jokes I heard about this. They’re less funny than the reality that he won the Prize, but funny nonetheless.
“In an unprecedented move, the National Football League has announced Barack Obama the winner of Super Bowl XLIV.”
“Maybe I can win the Nobel Prize for physics next year. I know I don’t know anything [...]

Top 3 Iran Jokes:
3) “France and Germany warned Iran this week not to pursue their nuclear research program. In fact, France and Germany warned Iran that if they didn’t stop their program they would, you know, warn them again.” –Jay Leno
2) “Russia has agreed to help Iran build a nuclear reactor. Yeah, because when you [...]

In honor of another one of his ingenious whack rants at the UN yesterday, here’s a video of the schmuck zipping his fly.

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Tags: Embarrassment, Iran, Mahmud Ahmadinejad, political, Videos

‘Tis a rare occurrence indeed that we put a CNN video on ForwardedJoke. But this one was just too funny. Besides, Fareed Zakaria has such a sexy voice. Don’t deny it.
Embedded video from CNN Video

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Some of the weirdest moments in Israeli Parliamentary Knesset history, as first compiled by Haaretz Newspaper (parliamentarians are MKs):
April 2003: MK Roman Bronfman to MK Shlomo Benizri, “Shut up, because you are stupid and heartless.” In a subsequent apology, Bronfman writes: “I should have refrained from expressing myself in this manner even though the target [...]