Tags: Men and Women, nothing, old age
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Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, ‘How old was your husband?’ ’98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it? Tags: funeral, old age DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on THIS side of the road before it goes after the problem on the OTHER SIDE of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting by [...] During the last parent-teacher’s day, my son’s English teacher read us this heart warming letter: Dear Safety Harbor Middle School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizens’ luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my [...] Tags: boating, funny, seniors, Videos This was sent in by AG. Our first joke. Thank you! In a trial in Mississippi, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known [...] |
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