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# It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon # It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on. # One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
 Comments are closedThe woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?” the doctor asked. “Well, I, uh,” she stammered. “I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac.” “I see,” he said. “I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour.” “That’s not bad,” she replied. [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedBill Gates dies in a traffic accident. He ends up in purgatory, being sized up by St. Peter. “Well, Bill, I’m really confused on this call; I’m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedEach player shall furnish his own equipment for play. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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Comments are closedA doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA Jewish man and a Chinese man were talking. The Chinese man said to the Jewish man, “Our culture and heritage dates back to over 4000 years!”. The Jewish man said, “That’s nothing! Our culture and heritage dates back to over 5000 years! The Chinese man thinks about this for a minute and says,”That’s impossible! [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closed“President Bush is in the Middle East this week to promote his Middle East peace plan. I don’t think Bush quite gets it. Like today he said, ‘Everything would work out in the Middle East if the Palestinians and the Israelis would just start acting like good Christians.’” —Jay Leno Tags: comedy, funny, humor, jay leno, joke Jokes Category: Jokes |
Comments are closedA man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher decides to make [...] Jokes Category: Jokes |
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